99.1

We would have liked to end
With an asymptote,
But we lack the math.
If an asymptote is an emblem of imperfectability,
Then an
Imperfect
Asymptote
Might have done
The trick.

99.2

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we don’t know how.
If an asymptote is an emblem of imperfection,
then a
failed
asymptote
might have
sufficed.

99.3

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
If an asymptote marks imperfection,
then
a
failed asymptote
would
have sufficed.

99.4

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
Since an asymptote marks imperfection,
a
failed
asymptote
might have
sufficed.

99.5

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
Since an asymptote marks imperfection,
it would have taught,
Professor Murphy,
how
failure
wins.

99.6

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
Since an asymptote marks imperfection,
it would have taught,
patient reader,
why
winners
lose.

99.7

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
Since an asymptote marks imperfection,
it would have taught,
patient reader,
what
losers
win.

99.8

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
Since an asymptote marks imperfection,
it would have taught,
patient reader,
what
will
loses.

99.9

We would have liked to end
with an asymptote,
but we couldn’t pull it off.
Since an asymptote marks imperfection,
it would have taught,
patient reader,
what
will
suffice.